Look..! If you going to lie, lie to Rihanna. Because she love it, and i dont.!
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in the bed. But now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor. Ouch... Is there anyone to take me to my bed? Lolz
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we dream, or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things are not seen, but felt by heart.
He came to me at night. He explored me, licked, and sucked me. When he satisfied he left and i got hurts.
Damn fucking mosquito lol. 0.o
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When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in the bed. But now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor. Ouch... Is there anyone to take me to my bed? Lolz
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we dream, or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things are not seen, but felt by heart.
He came to me at night. He explored me, licked, and sucked me. When he satisfied he left and i got hurts.
Damn fucking mosquito lol. 0.o
